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I don’t have a favorite child, just one who’s currently not talking back
My teen treats me like an unpaid intern
World's Worst Parent
I live to embarrass my kids
My kids call me BRO
Proud parent of a kid who listens occasionally
My kids are in charge
Most Embarrassing Mom of the Year Mug
(Most Embarrassing) Dad of the Year Mug
A.I. is like my wife, only nicer
A.I. puts human beings on the endangered species list
Ambivalexa™
