My phone is my life. Your phone is your life.

Hey, why aren't you looking at your phone?

A.I. is like my wife, only nicer

I used to care

Everybody knows it all

A.I. puts human beings on the endangered species list

I suck in my belly 24/7. I haven't exhaled since 1996.

I need reading glasses to read this shirt

Even Alexa gets bored talking about the weather

Weather is the gateway drug to soul crushing small talk

FYI, I'm only comfortable talking about money and sports

Can we all agree to disagree violently?

I got AI'd out of my job

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I live to embarrass my kids

I'm not afraid of gay

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