GO FACE YOURSELF

GUSTAV MAHLER

GYM-WORK Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle, 22oz

Happiness starts with a wet nose and ends with a wagging tail.

Heart NYC

Hero Image Asset

Hey, why aren't you looking at your phone?

Home is where the tail never stops wagging

Home is where the tail never stops wagging mug

I don’t have a favorite child, just one who’s currently not talking back

I got AI'd out of my job

I live to embarrass my kids

I need reading glasses to read this shirt

I suck in my belly 24/7. I haven't exhaled since 1996.

I used to care

I used to worry my kids would talk to strangers. Now I worry if they’ll ever talk to me.

I'm a cringey, embarrassing, drop-me-off-a-block-away parent

I'm not afraid of gay

I'm not ignoring you. I'm compiling.

Ignorica™

Imported from Italy

Jewish Space Laser, Inc.

Keeping it simple